I've already done dramatic readings on ''My immortal'' with the help of Craig, up to chapter 23 so far. xD He has an awesome troll voice and laughter.
So far, my worst favourite quotes are:
''I want to shit next to her!1'' Said Draco
''WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"
It was..................................................Dumbledore. *Eastenders drumroll plays*
''You ludacris fools''
''Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?''
Voldemort gave me a gun.
''I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide''